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Timber

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Rain splattered irregularly on my windshield. I couldn’t find the right setting of intermittent speed for the wipers. To fast and it was annoying, too slow and they screeched loudly without water to lubricate their way. Again, annoying. The strong winds of the day’s storm were finally letting up. Starlight couldn’t make it’s way through the cloud cover, but the silence was the worst. My wife was giving me ‘the silent treatment’ despite my earlier attempts to talk it out. She was too mad for that. My mind drifted back to what I’d heard on the radio, about women’s brains physically ‘wired’ to be madder longer. A fat lot of good that did me now, as just knowing a fact doesn’t help make it untrue. And just wishing you could take back the last hours of your life doesn’t mean it will happen.

She moved, although still looking out the passenger side window, then returned to her previous pose, fingertips on her lips. I think she was wiping away a tear, but it so quickly, I really didn’t get a good look. I was a second-grader again, scared, and sad, waiting for my punishment. Except this time I hadn’t cut Sally Jenkins hair with scissors, or glued a book’s pages shut. I had, I just realized, ruined lives! Well, was it that bad?

I signaled my approaching turn off the road, the click-clack sound the only thing louder than our breathing. It wouldn’t be long, we’d be home. I thought I knew how it would play out. She’d go to our bedroom and shut the door. I’d wait, just wait, not daring to enjoy myself with TV, or the computer. Our boy would might be sleeping anyway. Where would I be sleeping?

The rain decided to stop, as did the wind, just the time I pulled into our driveway. She spoke, “Lou… I want a…” Her words stopped, her focus now on something else entirely. “SAM!” She opened her door, well before I could put the car in park. Running through the sloppy lawn, she screamed our son’s name over and over again. “SAM! SAM!” I saw what triggered this burst of energy, a tree had fallen on our son’s play set. Large splinters were everywhere, branches, leaves, all littering the grounds. Seeing Linda stagger around the area, coming up with nothing, I bolted inside the house. It was my turn to yell, “SAM!”

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Two Late

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Brisk wind blew relentlessly across the quad. Four men, each clad in a thick coat and fur-lined hat stood in an improvised circle. The hard years had chiseled deep wrinkles, and not a one still had color to his hair.

“Only four.” Pete said, which elicited a soft round of murmurs of agreement.

“Seeing you guys is great fodder for nightmares and all, but can we get on with it?” Gus’s voice had all the compassion of gravel, and a similar timbre.

“Yeah, here, here.” Isaac piped up, always the vocal one. But they were all old and cold, and getting out of the cold had a special poignancy.

“Okay, come on.” Pete turned, and the foursome began to march across the yard. Sixty years ago, this lone prison island off the coast of San Francisco was the only home these men would have for a dozen years. Bank robbing carried a high penalty, especially when the offenders were caught. In 1947, ten men executed the largest bank robbery ever in the Hawaii, having banks before even having official state status with the US. Two were shot and killed that day. Two died in prison, cancer got one, as did a car accident another.

Fate had deemed only these four clemency long enough to wait for this day. Sixty years to the day, and the statue of limitations would dissolve. The money would be, for lack of a better word, legal tender. The crew had all agreed not to talk, and not to take, in honor of the fallen, until this day.

The men would not get to enjoy much of the take, each share now worth a full million dollars. It was now a gift, to children or grandchildren or as a donation toward children to be. Perhaps to do some good. A warped robin hood, steal from the dead and give to the not yet born.

The people milling about were focused on taking pictures, smiling and waving to cameras. Pete was repulsed, tourists gawking and chattering about. This was the prison for the worst, including himself, not a place for site-seeing. It should be respected, sacrosanct. But that time had come and gone it seemed, and he had lived to see it. The place hadn’t beaten him, he, no they, had outlived it’s terrible grip. And while the island may be here for centuries until worn away by salty sea, no one in the universe could take that pride from him.

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Confessions Of An Intergalactic Real Estate Agent | Rainbow Island

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Dean Stanton sat in the floor of the skiff, his eyes closed, his lips mumbling continually.

“Relax, Pal”, Will Cubit touched the man on the shoulder, but the accountant still jumped, and continued to shake. “We’re almost there. Look!” Will’s finger pointed south. Dean dared open an eye, his flesh and fat vibrating furiously from each wave they crested. “It’s Rainbow island.” Stanton resumed his frightened mode, and Will continued navigating their way to the shore.

Once they arrived, Will half expected the suit to kiss the sand. Instead he pulled out a camera, and began taking video of the abandoned features. Only these two men occupied the island. “You do know my employer wants a citadel, a head-quarters. This looks like… an amusement park.” The tone indicated to Will his commission was in serious jeopardy.

“Oh, of course, but that’s the beauty of this place. Everyone thinks it’s all jolly-fun-time here. Who would suspect a super-villain…”

“My employer prefers the term, Renegade Genius.” Stanton corrected instantly.

“Okay,” Will had no qualms about the semantics, “Who would suspect anything nefarious to come from such a wonderful locale? People don’t see biological weapons factories, they see mass-market treats. They don’t see weapons assembly lines, they see thrill-rides being repaired. Even the name, Rainbow island sounds so harmless, who’s going to look for a evil, er, Renegade Genius here? You buy Skull-crusher Mountain, or Castle Grey-Skull, or anything with skull in it’s title, and the do-gooders will be tipped off from day one.”

“You either make a good point, or are completely nuts.” Stanton said pulling on the merry-go-round, testing it’s resistance.

“I know, that’s why it’s the company slogan.” Will smiled, pressing his card into the man’s suit pocket. “Tell you what, try out a few of these rides with me, and if you’re still not sold, you at least got free admission.”

Like any adrenaline junkie, Dean began enjoying each new thrill-ride more and more. The catapult, the spleen bender, and the RNA de-coder where his favorites. Add to that a large swirl of cotton-candy, and the deal was closed before closing time.

200 Cars

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John heard the door close, then the footsteps. His grandmother
approached, and he turned his head daring to look upon her face. Her
eyes betrayed what her other features would not. She paused in front
of John, spending a moment in her memories, and despite her efforts,
a single tear formed, and blinked away, rolled down her cheek.

“You can go in. He’ll be so glad you’re here.”

John stood, hugged this wonderful woman, then pulled away. The walk
down this small hall seemed longer now than when he was a child.
Sunlight spilled in unmercifully through each window, when it should
have been raining. How dare cheeriness intrude into this solemn,
final day? The door knob turned, the hinges groaned slightly, and
then John was inside, alone with his Grandfather.

Even under the blankets and sheets, John’s grandfather’s bulk was
visible. Fed a diet of red meat and potatoes for seventy some odd
years will do that. The slow up and down, up and down, of the covers
showed John there wasn’t much time left. The labored breathing, the
fluid gurgle, it all meant somewhere in this room death was waiting
silently ready to claim another victim.

“Hello Grand Pa.” John found it took great courage to grab the man’s
hand. The hand felt cold, stiff, foreign. These were the hands that
helped build so much of America. The local lake was scooped out with
his own tractors, the pit needed to contain the water. These hands
cradled babies, built companies, held lovers. They, he, deserved so
much better.

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Is Fire Hot Or Cold?

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Blue Streak swam under the cover of the large plants, their flat pads bobbing with the water surface. Only the silvery ball pierced the darkness, the larger more powerful orb gone for now. Blue considered pushing through to the air again, but the memory of his prior attempt, made him rethink such an endeavor. The pink things were about, large and clumsy. At this point they were all on shore, sitting around a glowing, changing… thing. It was fire, but Blue did not know such a word. He knew nothing of it, but it intrigued him so much. How did it work? Could he ever know such a glorious site in his world? Was it hot or cold?

Movement below made Blue snap back to his work. With a predilection to gliding high above the layers below, Blue found his work of scouting and patrolling satisfactory. Five times he raised alarm, sending his fellow eels away from their home, just before the enemy descended, massacre and death to follow. Two generations owed their lives to Blue and his diligent surveillance.

Once Blue had tried to communicate they should fight back, yet no one joined him. The evil descended with claw and armor impossible to break or snap open. The bite of Blue and his kin was something feared by most flesh, but the enemy was
not flesh. The enemy was hard, fearless, relentless. The spiked ones scurried over the surface of the dirt, greedily slaughtering, absorbing the resources and young, the food piles and land.

Now using the shadows afforded by the large canopy pads, Blue closed in on the movement. Sure enough it was a crab scout, looking for families to feast upon later. He was close enough to stumble upon the clan. With all his speed, Blue surged downward, silent as a prayer. He looped around the scout, trying to create a swirl and lift it from the seabed. If done, a crab was much less graceful upended. The scout wanted no part of such nonsense and gripped a rock with one claw, and began lashing out with the other.

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Take Your Kid To Work Day

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Neil slathered peanut butter over the white bread. A dollop of jelly completed the masterpiece. Wrapping it in a thin plastic sheet, it was ready to take it’s place with the apple and juice box in his lunch bag. He lifted it, then walked silently into his father’s bedroom.

Using only one finger, Neil started poking his father’s temple. The snoring giant sputtered and coughed. Eventually he awoke.

“What?”

“It’s time to get up.”

“The sun is still up.” Greg rolled over, facing away from his son.

Neil resumed poking, this time on his father’s back.

“Lower.”

“COME ON!” Neil bent at the knees slightly and stood back up straight, shaking his whole body, none of which Greg could see. “I’m supposed to go with you today.”

“That’s today?”

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99 Steps

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Water rushed up the beach sand, the eternally shifting tide making it’s way inland once more. The foamy flow spilled onto Kate’s hair, and another wave surged enough to splash her face. The ebb and flow of the water stirred her to consciousness, waking her to a world of pain.

She instinctively screamed, and got a mouthful of ocean water for her trouble. The pain from her legs, more accurately her kneecaps, throbbed and burned like fire. The endless intensity threatened to send her back into nothingness, but passing out now, with the tide coming in so quickly meant death. The gritty sand gave way many times as she tried to prop herself up with her arms, to at least draw one full breath.

Blinking away the salty water from her eyes, Kate could see it was nighttime, no moon in the overhead bejeweled sky. The fierce wind blew so loudly her screams were lost in them, and the strong pungent smell of the ocean flooded her nose. Her mind presented many questions, but the pain overrode all logic. Her legs were broken, at least her kneecaps were. She had never felt such pain before.

Clawing the wet earth, Kate worked herself around, and began to move up the beach. Flipping onto her stomach, without the use of her legs, was difficult and painful. The added weight to her knees sent new flares of pain all through her body. Despite all that, her mind told her something key, she knew this place. This beach was actually not that far from her home, the last place she remembered. The juxtaposition of high rock face abutting the small beaches at first made them undesirable properties. However, once the remainder of private beachfront was scooped up, even these irregular coast lines helped real estate agents like Kate turn a small fortune but selling to the Hollywood and Business elite.

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Seek First to Understand, Then to be Understood.

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Trent Wood stepped into ‘bull pen’, the open area used by his co-workers, San Francisco’s finest. His left arm in a white sling he stood out for the first time in his life. All eyes turned to watch, then thunderous applause filled the air. As some red warmed his face, Trent held up his good arm, and proclaimed his thanks.

“Trent, Chief wants to see you. Oh, and good to see you back. Well done.” Sandy Perkins continued walking by after giving him the message. As quickly as the fanfare began, it was over, and everyone was back to work. Phones rang, keyboards clacked, and a general murmur continued to infect the area.

In the past two weeks, Trent learned how to avoid hurting his arm further. That usually meant not bumping into furniture, and sleeping very, very carefully. Getting through the bustling room was akin to stepping though an area seeded with landmines. Trent made it, and rapped softly on the outside of the Chief’s door, hoping he wouldn’t be called in, but knowing the confrontation was inevitable.

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Fire Sale

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“Money doesn’t necessarily have any connection with happiness. Maybe with unhappiness.”

- J. P. Getty

The social policies of students in Clemmons High School, North Carolina, mirrored the time honored tradition of a social caste system. Jocks and pretty people enjoyed popularity, while smarts and integrity held much less influence.

Lucas Timberland and Aaron Ringus sought a quiet place to eat lunch, away from the boisterous cafeteria, prying eyes, or cheerleaders ready for yet another joke at their expense.

“Oh, I have something cool to show you.” Aaron said sitting down on concrete curb. Technically not off school grounds, the duo retreated to their own semi-imposed solitude. “I know what I’m going to buy first.”

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School Of Hard Rocks

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Twenty four hours ago, Matt worked a CAD workstation in an air conditioned office. His chair was ergonomic and a strange Chinese brand of orange Coca-Cola fizzed on the edge of his desk. Currently he was climbing a precipitous mountain’s rock face high above the Yangtze river. Hired just over a year ago to train workers on the new 3D capabilities of the latest software, the money indicated it was a dream job. Hearing the ubiquitous roar of water rushing by below, and the high probability of death turned his experience into a nightmare.

“Isn’t this great?!”, Jerry cried out, roughly fifty feet higher in elevation. “Just breathe it in, Matt!” He was no longer ascending, but having locked his legs in the rock face, was taking in the scenery. Matt could barely see him, the irregular surface made visibility poor or nonexistent even to tandem climbers. The tree covered mountains of the Three Gorges spread out as far as the eye could see. Where there wasn’t trees, there was rock, with the odd home or building dotting the landscape. “Pretty soon, we build that dam, and this will all change.”

“Urrnggg.” Matt’s guttural reply made it clear sight-seeing was not on his agenda.

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